i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards
*wakes up at 6am full of joy* ohhhhohohohoh.. hhohhhhyes
YEAHH *my bare feet hurriedly slap along the tile floors * YEAHHHHHH
YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS SLAPPING BUTTONS RANDOMPLY* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOUD ALARM STARTS BLARING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this post contains such high concentrations of joy that i one day hope to feel
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need some titties in my mouth for my mental health
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
That’s what his no driving ass get
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as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
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hello Witcher fandom, here is my first contributionÂ
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literally throwing hands with anyone who has dumb shit to say about asians at this point
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Taika Waititi accepting his BAFTA by saying that it’s nice to come from a colony to Britain and steal some of their gold and bring it back to where it belongs is a level of iconic behavior that is unparalleled
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